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Ye-ha! Hey, Luke! May the Force be with you. I find your lack of faith disturbing. I need your help, Luke. She needs your help. I'm getting too old for this sort of thing. Red Five standing by. Alderaan? I'm not going to Alderaan. I've got to go home. It's late, I'm in for it as it is.
But with the blast shield down, I can't even see! How am I supposed to fight? Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid
Teach your cat about quantum entanglement
January 31, 2023
Their bodies don't know what to do. Neither does their mind, to tell you the truth. Cats react to the world around them in strange and unpredictable ways. Tiotal cats are constantly having catageddon in their heads, trying to figure out why...
Teach your cat about quantum entanglement
January 31, 2023
Their bodies don't know what to do. Neither does their mind, to tell you the truth. Cats react to the world around them in strange and unpredictable ways. Tiotal cats are constantly having catageddon in their heads, trying to figure out why...
Sarah's Knees
January 31, 2023
McDreamy From the second Michelle "Mrs. Anderson" Barnes said, "Yes," I knew this was going to be the most obvious girl and boy name ever. Sarah is a very classic name with many different meanings in many different languages. It's a name...
My, myself, and I, and my pet turtle
January 31, 2023
So now, all we have to do is get something resembling good insurance, and then we can open our tortoise adoption center. Because, yes, that is something I need to do, too. In that time, I have learned many things about all...
The wombat screams at midnight
January 31, 2023
The wombat screams at midnight and then falls off his perch. He doesn't really move after that and I don't see him again, although apparently some people did. Apparently we were in the right place, and just weren't able to see the...
How to hotwire nuclear submarines for dummies
January 31, 2023
The navy has a handful of nuclear-powered attack subs – each carrying six ballistic missiles with a strike radius of 500 miles – under a separate program designed to add a fleet of submersibles armed with the US Navy's new homing missiles,...
Teach your cat about quantum entanglement
January 31, 2023
Their bodies don't know what to do. Neither does their mind, to tell you the truth. Cats react to the world around them in strange and unpredictable ways. Tiotal cats are constantly having catageddon in their heads, trying to figure out why...
Sarah's Knees
January 31, 2023
McDreamy From the second Michelle "Mrs. Anderson" Barnes said, "Yes," I knew this was going to be the most obvious girl and boy name ever. Sarah is a very classic name with many different meanings in many different languages. It's a name...
My, myself, and I, and my pet turtle
January 31, 2023
So now, all we have to do is get something resembling good insurance, and then we can open our tortoise adoption center. Because, yes, that is something I need to do, too. In that time, I have learned many things about all...